As stated above the current function of the Sony VCD is secondary to it’s original design. The internal processor reaching 11 terra places the Vaio (Con Dios) BPS at slightly more than the speed of light. This has accidently allowed an new ethernet capability. This remarkable laptop allows the user to send and receive emails to and from God…Gods email address being God@god.com,biz,net,org,info, and every other extention known. It seems God is everywhere.

While the 19 inch Vaio LCD monitor is unable to process the Intel 11 speed there are reports that images resembling those found on the shroud of turin and several Lays potato chips have been seen on the screen.

When asked if an operating system capable of activating the VCD monitor was in the works Microsoft Corporation  issued the following statement:

“At this time Microsoft has no plans to develop an operating system for the Sony Vaio (Con Dios).  Mr. Gates checked his email this morning and his mailbox was empty we must therefore conclude messages to God have not been sent.”

Sony responded with a press release explaining that the Sony VCD sends emails directly to God and that Mr. Gate’s messages are forwarded straight to…. .

In an effort to compete with the booming popularity of Apple’s iphone Nokia has announced production of their newest model # 01A. The working name for the product is simply “The Time Phone” .  The Timephone is unique among cellular technology in that it does not play mp3s, you can not watch videos on it, and you can not access the internet. It has but one function.

Nokia Model 01A allows the user to dial his own number and place a call to himself (or herself) exactly one week in the past. One simply dials their own number and the party who possessed the phone 168 hours prior answers the ringtone. It is predicted that millions of errors in judgement will be prevented daily by users living in the past having knowledge of future events. The Nokia Timephone is currently only available in Henry Ford Black with a Western Electric 302 ringtone.

Hide Menubar : This is another useful firefox addon that hides the menubar giving you more screen space in your browser. It can temporarily display back your menu bar when you press down the Alt key.

On the same lines, for hiding your status bar, here is another addon called :  Auto Hide Statusbar (AHS)

Thanks QuertyManiac .

Read Killerstartups.com’s review or check out Virtenna.com

Now if only we had such a startup for Indian FMs that have cropped in metropolitan cities and are still hesitant to peek into their neighboring towns.

Mouse light puts a spotlights around the cursor and thus easier viewing of screencasts , presentations and the like.

Download Mouse Light on 30 days trial from here.

Here’s a new search engine that displays your search so you can really see  what you are looking for.

There are a couple of settings that you can tweak on how you want your search results to be displayed, ie size of the thumbnails, as a list, grid, or a pile of pictures/videos.

It’s pretty cool, in case you got bored with browsing flickr and youtube the normal way. There is also ebay and amazon on the list.

Check out oSkope.

2. You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.

3. All monitors display 2 inch high letters.

4. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.

5. Those that don’t will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.

Read : 25 Interesting Things That You Learn About Computers only in The Movies

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