So often invention comes as happenstance to lesser ideas. Certainly the new Sony Vaio (Con Dios) is an example of fortuitous design. Using the still prototyped Intel Pentium 11 the Sony VCD achieves internal processing speeds of a barely believabl 11 terra hertz. As yet a possible interface that fully uses this speed has not been developed. In the interim Sony has opted to install the chip in their top of the line Vaio model # 0000000011.
As stated above the current function of the Sony VCD is secondary to it’s original design. The internal processor reaching 11 terra places the Vaio (Con Dios) BPS at slightly more than the speed of light. This has accidently allowed an new ethernet capability. This remarkable laptop allows the user to send and receive emails to and from God…Gods email address being God@god.com,biz,net,org,info, and every other extention known. It seems God is everywhere.
While the 19 inch Vaio LCD monitor is unable to process the Intel 11 speed there are reports that images resembling those found on the shroud of turin and several Lays potato chips have been seen on the screen.
When asked if an operating system capable of activating the VCD monitor was in the works Microsoft Corporation issued the following statement:
“At this time Microsoft has no plans to develop an operating system for the Sony Vaio (Con Dios). Mr. Gates checked his email this morning and his mailbox was empty we must therefore conclude messages to God have not been sent.”
Sony responded with a press release explaining that the Sony VCD sends emails directly to God and that Mr. Gate’s messages are forwarded straight to…. .
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